Jono (Calel's) Blog

Football (soccer)

2006-02-20T21:49:00.000+08:00

Hi all, I know your shocked; I updated my blog.

Well my indoor team has made the semi finals so thats cool i guess....

Emm...Jordan and I got into a fight outside the arena with two Italian lads, dirty wops - they can't play the sport to save their life. Fouling bastards.

It is bloody hot these days the average temperature this week is 38c with 90% humidity. So ive hit the beach every day after work.

James is crawling and everything in his path is a toy for him to play with and smash around. Including my phone and drinks that i leave around.

I got nothing else to say now. Taraaa.

Update

2005-12-31T15:30:00.000+08:00

Hi all,
Just to let you know that I will be updating a few days after new years. I have new pics to upload also.

Cheers.

Oasis rocked Perth!!

2005-12-05T18:13:00.000+08:00

Woooooo what a day.. Foo Fighters, Kaizer Chiefs, Gwen Stefani and of course Oasis.

The concert was called Rock-it and over 50,000 people showed up. The drinks were cheap and the weather was awesome. Believe it or not I pulled, and no, not myself.....A girl.

Their was Me, Dan, Tim, Jordan, Steve, Sam, Jason, Simon, Kristina, Sam L, Ronnie, Natalie, Vickie, Paul, Paul S and some of Natalies friends from Norway....(bastard vikings).

Oasis started off with Lyla off their new album, then they bust into some classics like wonderwall, champagne supernova, whatever, live forever and of course supersonic. It Rocked.

I got to pat David Grohl (lead singer of Foo Fighters) on the back as he ran through the crowd playing his guitar which was cool.

As soon as Liam Gallagher walked on stage he shouted "hello you aussie twats and you english gods" that made my night.

Skydiving Jono

2005-11-13T21:26:00.000+08:00

Yesterday (13/11/05) in Pinjarra I did my first ever skydive jump. I jumped from 10,000 feet and it was awesome, the free fall was the best.
I had control of the parachute the whole time and I did an awesome landing where i didnt stack it at all.
I had the whole thing recorded on dvd. The dvd was attached to my helmet.
Woooooooooooo What a rush.

Busselton Camping Trip

2005-10-30T11:44:00.000+08:00

Ey upppp.... Here is a few pictures of our camping trip in Margaret River / Busselton.
Enjoy, i know i did. :P

The Police..

2005-10-18T18:08:00.000+08:00

Hiya,
Just a quick update to let you know that I have submitted my application in for the police. I have to go and get a Senior First Aid certificate and ill be sorted.
I should find out if I make the academy within 4 months or so. I now have all my points on my license so there is nothing stopping me now. I told uncle mark and he was supportive and was more than happy to give me the time off for the examinations and physical training.
Watch out all.

Bad boys bad boys what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when they come for you...Bad Boys.

Bollocks to that im gonna dress like starsky and hutch.

Its derby time!!!

2005-10-16T09:17:00.000+08:00

Ey upppp.....
Its that time of year again where the Mighty Aston Villa play against the pittiful piss'ant Birmingham City. All of my friends are birmingham fans even my old man is a blues fan. That is hard to get over, I want him to convert to Aston Villa, and if he doesnt I'm gonna come out the closet to.
Tonight at 7pm its kickoff. Tonight at my house it will kick off if villa lose. I have Steve, Jordan, Fernie, Simon, Nick, Tim and some other twats coming over for the game. The majority go for blues, and it is gonna be on!! Come on Villa. Love ya's taraaaaaa.

Useless update....Trying to kill time.

2005-10-11T18:10:00.000+08:00

Here is a joke, I am trying to kill time before I leave to go to the pub. Its a quiz night thingy tonight. Put on the geek glasses and suspenders and im sorted. Here is the joke;

Question: What is the first thing you say to a battered wife????

Answer: Get back in the kitchen, Bitch!!

I know its not that funny, but I thought it would piss you females off when I heard it on the radio. To all you women who think its a bit sexist, you need to look after your man a little more, or woman (depending what ball team you go for). Not naming any names Crystal, you need to look after Janell a little more. In the kitchen and bedroom. Hahahahaha, im cracking myself up here typing this.

Oh Jorel and Wonderwoman update your F***** blog. Taraaa.

England Qualify for the World Cup Germany 2006

2005-10-09T10:55:00.000+08:00

Woooooooooooooooo.........
England beat Austria 1 - 0 last night to qualify for the world cup in germany 2006.
Frank Lampard scored the goal, scoring from the penalty spot. The Austrian defender pulled Michael Owen down in the box, resulting to a penalty in the 25'.
David Beckham got red cared in the 50' for a soft challenge which did'nt even deserve a yellow card.
The ending result was a good one, England held on to their 1 nil lead and took the 3 points leaving them toping the group stage. GO ENGLAND.

Pirate Jono

2005-09-21T18:12:00.000+08:00

Ahoy' me old cockers!!!

Well, I thought i'd put a few minutes aside to update my blog. I have absolutely F*** all to say, but i'll talk bollocks.

Eagles are into the Grand Final on saturday against the Sydney Swans. Eagles will flog them, like a beaten jew back in the 40's.
(its just a joke so don't get sensitive on me now)

James is getting huge, we think hes starting to grow his teeth now. He is smiling and being aware. I tell you what I love going out with him; he pulls all the chicks. What a pimp!!!

I heard about that hurricane katrina, I think it is really sad. When I heard it on the news I thought it was just Erin getting pissed off. But then I realised there were no yellow pages in sight. Its good to know all the famous democratic stars really really do genuinlly care, by buying a white flower...how sweet!!!

Doesnt James look the man in the england soccer shirt. I bought it for him before he was born. I thought he needed something superior and manly for him to wear. I thought I would add a photo of me as well, it was taken 2 weeks ago. My mouth waters just looking at myself.

Ok im going to love and leave you now. I will get more up to date photos on here. I promise. I can't believe you actually read all the bullshit I actually type hahaha.

Update

2005-08-18T20:38:00.000+08:00

Hello all,

Im fine, everyone here is fine.

We won soccer last night 6 - 3. I scored a hatrick so im happy.

The Eagles are 1st on the ladder, and look to snatch the grand final. (for dad and janell's benefit).

James is starting to show some kind of personality by smiling and moving around after only 4 weeks. He pulls more chics than me. I wonder what his secret it.

2 weeks baby....

2005-07-26T18:13:00.000+08:00

Hi all,

I am really enjoying the start of my 2 week holiday. I have took brandon to Aqwa, hillarys, the city and the pub so far. There is a lot more on the agenda but Brandon's main focus is getting is little black willy in use.
And by the way hes dressing, his willy will definitly be in use....By his hand. We went shopping today, so hopefully he is ready to go now.
I am taking him to joondalup on friday night and northbridge on saturday night, and If he does'nt succeed there, he never will whilst he's here.
Thought id give you an update.......Boobies!!

House

2005-07-20T22:51:00.000+08:00

Hey.

What does everyone think of that medical drama called HOUSE?

I love it, I think its really funny and interesting. He puts on a good american accent for an english bloke. And the australian bloke is from neighbours......thats if you were wondering where you seen him before dad.

Let me know if you like it. I love it.

West Coast Eagles..

2005-07-10T12:06:00.000+08:00

Ey up..
I couldnt find anything to post. So I thought I would update you on west coast's current form.

We went to Telstra Dome (Melbourne) to play the Kanga's and we beat them by 4 points. So now eagles are 15 wins and 1 loss. Not a bad record ah??

Eagles have Brisbane Lions next saturday night at Subiaco, which I will be attending.

Go the Might West Coast...

Taraaaa.

I am Batman

2005-06-20T21:25:00.000+08:00

I seen Batman. It Was Fantastic, best Batman film I have ever seen.

Go Batman...But Superman still rocks.

Update

2005-06-19T22:18:00.000+08:00

Hello.

I havent updated my blog because I have nothing really to say.
Emm, Happy Fathers day dad. It's not fathers day here yet, but I know it is in the USA. Thanks Erin..*Wink* *Wink*.

I have now got the most english hair cut going. Skin head with lines going across the side of my hair down to my neck.. Everyone loves it. I will take a photo and upload it on here for ya.

I am sure I am gonna get shit by the yanks...And no im not trying to be black. Power to the people.

Thats enough shit by me...Bye love ya....Taraaa

Date..

2005-06-08T21:19:00.000+08:00

I bought myself down a level. I went on a date, I actually had to buy her a half priced movie ticket and a small meal at KFC.
Nahh, just joking I was a little more romantic than that. I took her to scarbrough where we went around the markets and then we went for a DOME Coffee, then back to her place. Hey thats what she wanted to do, not my decision.

Thats right, easy eh. Slag.
Just joking.

Shes a good girl, I was on my best behaviour. The only thing is, shes Italian, Irish and WELSH. Thats why one leg is shorter than the other and she has a fixation with sheep.

I hope she isnt reading this blog, because im sure ill cop a bollocking.
Way to go Dad on the new Job Promotion, and I hope everything goes well at the doctor with you Erin.
Ohh the doctor said Annelli can pop the kid out at any time now.

Hatrick hero

2005-06-03T18:53:00.000+08:00

Hello again,

It's a 3 day weekend, how awesome is that. I played soccer last night, and we won 6 - 5. I scored 3 goals....Hatrick Baby!! Danny got hit in the nuts by the ball and it was funny as balls. Get it...argh come on..thats gold baby, gold.

I'm off to the burswood tonight and to the new hotel that has just opened here. I hear its half price drinks all night and the band JET will be playing. So I might check that out, a little bird also told me that some fit girls go down there too. So I am hoping to have a deep and meaning full conversation with them. haha

As Jarel said, on http://supermanandwonderwoman.blogspot.com Boobies!!

I hope that reading my blog, gives you the strength to carry on another day.

Important Message

2005-05-31T20:06:00.000+08:00

I got nothing to say.

Has anyone seen the Adam Sandler movie, the longest yard???? And if so, is it any good?

England (2) Vs USA (1)

2005-05-29T11:55:00.000+08:00

Hiya all,

Im not going to boast, because its not my style. But I am going to sing a few songs for you:

God Save our Sorry Yanks
Long live our english man
God save the yanks

Send them victorious
Happy and glorious
Long live and regin over the US
God save the Yanks.

Here is another:

When you walk through a storm hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Tho' your dreams be tossed and blown.
Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you'll Never Walk Alone,
You Will Never Walk Alone

If you can guess the name of the songs. Big points will be awarded.

A little driving incident....

2005-05-25T17:30:00.000+08:00

I really made an arse of myself today.

It's not hard, but I did.

I was driving mums convertible ford capri down the highway going at 90km / hr, which is 45-50 miles per hour equivilant. Whilst driving down the road with the top UP (because its cold and raining) the top got unhook from the front windshield (front window), then BANG the bastard roof come flying off, I had all work papers and my wallet in the car at the time, they all went flying down the street.

I couldnt pull over because there was no-where to move, cars were up my arse and cars besides me in the other lane. I was screwed, people were laughing at me because my roof was hanging on by mere thread.

I found the fault with the roof, and got if fixed. Just another eventful day in my life.

My mum found it funny, and told me that she knew there was a problem, but she just forgot to inform me about it......Bollocks.

Also, I've come across 10 cases of red wine (merlot and shiraz), anyone interested in a case. Im selling at a good price of AUD$ 65.00.

Soccer Game

2005-05-23T20:46:00.000+08:00

Well, ello again.

We have a tuff game this week. We are playing the hardest teame this season. We are playing a soccer team called "Rockingham No Idea's". We are currently 2nd on the ladder, and this team is top.

So put my team in your prayers...Not if your muslim, because your all Fuct up.

My computer got a virus, i've finally fixed it...I was having withdrawal symptons and I was actually shaking because I need to type. I lost all my music, and the nudey pictures of myself that I regulay make a habbit of watching. So janell and crystal, I want those pictures back please.

I know you guys have that show LOST their, I am fully into that show bigtime. It totally kicks arse.

GO TOM off Survivor!!!!!!

Big decision to make up..

2005-05-21T13:24:00.000+08:00

Im in the mood for a pie, maybe a curry pie or beef and mushroom. I don't know, its a hard one, I better hurry up and decided because its only 20 minutes until the west coast eagles start.

Go the Might Eagles!!!

A little about me..

2005-05-20T17:29:00.000+08:00

Alright all,

I decided to make one of these blog things, I have a spare couple of hours until I meet the lads at the pub for a drinking session. So im gonna talk complete bollocks for a few minutes.

A little about me, im a loving romantic and sensitive new age guy, who really enjoys listening to female issues and their problems. I love writing poetry and listening to J-Lo music. So ladied form a straight line please!!

If you dont believe me, ask my dad, I got it from him.

I will up date this regulary for all of you people who have far to much time on your hands.